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focus all your energy on money and cars because essentially paying women not to laugh at your dick is the closest thing you'll ever be to happy
There are actually dick excersises for a bigger penis. A small excample of this is foreskin restoration. I increased the length of my foreskin a lot almost overnight. So technically I dick is bigger now because of that.

I'm sure you can do that for your entire dick but it may take years.
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Lol at all the losers making fun of the OP's soft dick pic. It stinks of the emperors new clothes.

There aint shit wrong with your dick, if that's it not being hard. That's a normal size.

Want to know how to please a woma? First of all. Own your fucking dick. Be proud of that shit no matter what. Chicks really do respond to confidence. Second, just learn some shit, or learn to last longer.

Here's a little secret though. If you can get it inside her, without her seeing it beforehand. Generally, she's not going to notice the difference. As long as it's not a micro that is. Out of me and the buddies who tested this theory. I dont think any of us had a micro.
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funniest thread i have read in a while... Maybe if you pray to god he can give you some manhood. You could also look into getting a sex change, it would be kinda ironic because then you would have the right to laugh at peoples loins.
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Lol at all the losers making fun of the OP's soft dick pic. It stinks of the emperors new clothes.

There aint shit wrong with your dick, if that's it not being hard. That's a normal size.

Want to know how to please a woma? First of all. Own your fucking dick. Be proud of that shit no matter what. Chicks really do respond to confidence. Second, just learn some shit, or learn to last longer.

Here's a little secret though. If you can get it inside her, without her seeing it beforehand. Generally, she's not going to notice the difference. As long as it's not a micro that is. Out of me and the buddies who tested this theory. I dont think any of us had a micro.
Dude, the second pic he posted was his hard-on. I bet he still couldn't satisfy a hamster with that.
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Here's a little secret though. If you can get it inside her, without her seeing it beforehand. Generally, she's not going to notice the difference. As long as it's not a micro that is. Out of me and the buddies who tested this theory. I dont think any of us had a micro.
The reason a big dick is more desirable is because of the longer strokes with each thrust. While it is true that women can only feel anything towards the outside of their vag, that feeling is much more intense and pleasurable with longer strokes from a bigger cock.

The only ridiculousness as far as dick size goes is when a chick asks for anymore than 7.5" or 8", due to the fact that the average MAX depth of a female's vagina is only like 8" - meaning you'd be pounding her cervix and causing a lot of pain.
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There are actually dick excersises for a bigger penis. A small excample of this is foreskin restoration. I increased the length of my foreskin a lot almost overnight. So technically I dick is bigger now because of that.

I'm sure you can do that for your entire dick but it may take years.
This, the penis is a muscle. It can be stretched and made bigger and stronger. Try rolling the area behind your balls with a tennis ball, then cup the base with the thumb and index by one hand then carefully massage the muscles out with the other. I did this every day for a couple weeks a few years ago and gained a whole inch. There are a few other methods as well, google is your friend.

Dick size is indeed variable.
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This, the penis is a muscle. It can be stretched and made bigger and stronger. Try rolling the area behind your balls with a tennis ball, then cup the base with the thumb and index by one hand then carefully massage the muscles out with the other. I did this every day for a couple weeks a few years ago and gained a whole inch. There are a few other methods as well, google is your friend.

Dick size is indeed variable.
Ive heard of methods like those, and ive also heard they are a great way to damage your penis. I don't know fuck all on the subject other then what ive just said though so who knows. Personally I wouldn't try anything that has potential to fuck shit up down there.
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While, like the majority of the male population, I wouldn't mind an additional inch or two - I can't say that the need or desire is great enough to warrant doing bizarre exercises each day in an effort to achieve said results. It makes me shudder to think about it.
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I'd rather have a bit more girth. That matters more than length.
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The reason a big dick is more desirable is because of the longer strokes with each thrust. While it is true that women can only feel anything towards the outside of their vag, that feeling is much more intense and pleasurable with longer strokes from a bigger cock.

The only ridiculousness as far as dick size goes is when a chick asks for anymore than 7.5" or 8", due to the fact that the average MAX depth of a female's vagina is only like 8" - meaning you'd be pounding her cervix and causing a lot of pain.
Actually, a medium sized dick is more desirable to the majority of women. The only women who claim to like big dicks are black woman who have deeper vaginal canals and women who are not capable of calculating the length and width of a penis. Big dicks limit sex positions, hurt the cervix (leading to cries of "not too deep"") and lack the ability to produce vaginal orgasms. You need a medium length penis to do that. Also, you are wrong about the "longer strokes with each thrust" thing - nobody cares about longer strokes with each thrust. It is physically more pleasurable to have a medium sized, comfortable penis performing average strokes which make it much easier to thrust faster because there is less time spend going in and out. Furthermore, if a man's penis is average, he can put his entire penis in and thrust as hard as he can, allowing pelvis contact which, when done correctly, can stimulate her clitoris. Doggystyle is much more efficient with a medium sized penis because of this reason.

This is what the eulogizing of big pornstar dicks have done to society. Misinformation, wrongful boosting of egos and the reduction of fun, safe, comfortable sex.
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Ive heard of methods like those, and ive also heard they are a great way to damage your penis. I don't know fuck all on the subject other then what ive just said though so who knows. Personally I wouldn't try anything that has potential to fuck shit up down there.
It's not that risky unless you're dumb and pinch or squeeze too hard or just suck in general, but it's possible to do it safely. It's not really that strange, I decided to try it back when I was single. I got results and I didn't damage my penis, but I've also learned there's no need for dick envy. So I don't really do that any more.

There are other safer methods any way, such as sort of wagging it side - to - side while holding it along the base along the sides while flexing the muscle. It's a good way to get really hard in a jiffy
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I've never known whether I had a small, average or larger-than-average sized penis. I've never heard any complaints from anyone I've been with but on some level, I feel like I might be the kind of guy that some people might feel bad about being straight up with. As if I appear fragile and unable to handle criticism in any form. So maybe everyone I've been with is just being nice for the sake of my feelings.
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Still smaller than average persons flop lol
My girlfriends husband's was smaller. And she went years without cheating on him. There is hope for you.

Having a small dick just means you either have to work harder to make up for it in other places, or beat her.

And yeah, if you're fat losing weight would help an inch or so probably.
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Actually, a medium sized dick is more desirable to the majority of women. The only women who claim to like big dicks are black woman who have deeper vaginal canals and women who are not capable of calculating the length and width of a penis. Big dicks limit sex positions, hurt the cervix (leading to cries of "not too deep"") and lack the ability to produce vaginal orgasms. You need a medium length penis to do that. Also, you are wrong about the "longer strokes with each thrust" thing - nobody cares about longer strokes with each thrust. It is physically more pleasurable to have a medium sized, comfortable penis performing average strokes which make it much easier to thrust faster because there is less time spend going in and out. Furthermore, if a man's penis is average, he can put his entire penis in and thrust as hard as he can, allowing pelvis contact which, when done correctly, can stimulate her clitoris. Doggystyle is much more efficient with a medium sized penis because of this reason.

This is what the eulogizing of big pornstar dicks have done to society. Misinformation, wrongful boosting of egos and the reduction of fun, safe, comfortable sex.

I've read this, but do you know the story of Rubirosa? He had like a 13 inch penis. And long story short he was a multimillionaire from fucking rich babes. He was quite a badass, in that way anyway. Kind of depraved life otherwise. One chick spent the month in a hospital after sex with him. Then went back to him and his 13 inch shaft
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I've never known whether I had a small, average or larger-than-average sized penis. I've never heard any complaints from anyone I've been with but on some level, I feel like I might be the kind of guy that some people might feel bad about being straight up with. As if I appear fragile and unable to handle criticism in any form. So maybe everyone I've been with is just being nice for the sake of my feelings.
95% of male penises are 4-7 inches. Anything over 7 inches is big, anything under 4 is small. I'd even say 4 is quite a small weener size, but it's not outside of the average. Similar to 5'9, which I consider fairly short but statistically is not outside of the male height median.
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told my girl about your laughhood. Is your worm warm cause shes been starinbg at it on the computer for twenty minutes!
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Like others have said, with a penis that small your only option is to heavily play on foreplay and oral sex.

Please her first until she gets off and then have your fun with your nub. That way you're both satisfied. If you do not do this, you will merely be a disappointment forever and always with every sexual encounter you ever have.
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told my girl about your laughhood. Is your worm warm cause shes been starinbg at it on the computer for twenty minutes!
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Actually, a medium sized dick is more desirable to the majority of women. The only women who claim to like big dicks are black woman who have deeper vaginal canals and women who are not capable of calculating the length and width of a penis. Big dicks limit sex positions, hurt the cervix (leading to cries of "not too deep"") and lack the ability to produce vaginal orgasms. You need a medium length penis to do that. Also, you are wrong about the "longer strokes with each thrust" thing - nobody cares about longer strokes with each thrust. It is physically more pleasurable to have a medium sized, comfortable penis performing average strokes which make it much easier to thrust faster because there is less time spend going in and out. Furthermore, if a man's penis is average, he can put his entire penis in and thrust as hard as he can, allowing pelvis contact which, when done correctly, can stimulate her clitoris. Doggystyle is much more efficient with a medium sized penis because of this reason.

This is what the eulogizing of big pornstar dicks have done to society. Misinformation, wrongful boosting of egos and the reduction of fun, safe, comfortable sex.
Women tend to be social creatures, even the ones that don't appear that way.

I think they value big dicks not so much for the physical pleasure they get during sex - it may not even be all that pleasureable - but for the social aspects of it. Same as they value having a man that is rich, successful, powerful, etc. - there is not much direct benefit, but they score a lot of social points against other women.

There was a study done, that found that women enjoy sex with rich men a lot more, than they enjoy sex with average men. Women are strange like that.
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Women tend to be social creatures, even the ones that don't appear that way.

I think they value big dicks not so much for the physical pleasure they get during sex - it may not even be all that pleasureable - but for the social aspects of it. Same as they value having a man that is rich, successful, powerful, etc. - there is not much direct benefit, but they score a lot of social points against other women.

There was a study done, that found that women enjoy sex with rich men a lot more, than they enjoy sex with average men. Women are strange like that.
It's not all that strange we are social animals and almost everything is a status symbol in our society. Who you have/had sex with says just as much as a nice car or whatever. Men do it too we gawk about who we've had sex with and guys who have had sex with rich/hot women seem to have more social value.

@OP Try losing weight you seem to have a bit of fat around your belvic area that'd probably give you an easy half inch, keep the pubic hair tight, make your other features appealing I've known plenty girls that sleep with guys that are good looking/ in shape even with a tiny dick, and just get pro at giving oral. Any girl who turns you down or puts you down for something you can't control is a rancid cunt.
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It's not all that strange we are social animals and almost everything is a status symbol in our society. Who you have/had sex with says just as much as a nice car or whatever. Men do it too we gawk about who we've had sex with and guys who have had sex with rich/hot women seem to have more social value.
True, but then some people are not like that / manage to break out of that. You know, once you have a conscious realization of something, you get the power to change it.

Think body language, for example. If you are talking to an average person, the information you get from it may be valuable. But if you are talking to a good salesman, that is aware of his/her body language and is controlling it, it's worthless.

That's the thing I always wonder about. You know how when you read about psychological experiments, like the Milgram experiments, it's never 100% of people that react in a certain way? Normally, it's around 70% or so.

Well; what is different about the remaining 30%? That difference is pretty significant, if you ask me. Who knows, maybe a minority of people have proper consciousness, and the others just sort of dream-walk through their lives, responding to stimuli? Or what is it?

What if you had a country, or an island, comprised entirely of these "outliers"? What would it be like? A society without "sheeple", if you will. Or will that society as well, very quickly, get a similar distribution as anywhere else?

TL/DR: a pseudointellectual tirade

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Seriously OP, as long as you're proficient at getting them off somehow it's not a big deal. Clitoral stimulation is generally more enjoyable than penetration anyways. Ever noticed a woman tends to make more grinding movements than thrusting ones during sex?
Not when they're passed out.
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she wants the d
its so small you dont even call your own penis a dick, you call it "d." You'd call it lil'd but no one wants to byte the styles of lil john.

Your gonna be fine man, My girlfriend says you'll find a wife and sleep with her once, she'll become pregnant and you'll spend a lot of time with your kids... rest easy knowing your future wife will love you for your true self and not your Doggy Style, (poor snoop).

what age did you give up on praying to god that your penis would grow from a worm to an anaconda. If my penis was that small during workings of puberty I would have hoped for a fairy tale ending but instead my reality was asking dad when i was gonna be growing some pubes.

all jokes aside, dont let your pen(is) size get you down. jjust focus on money until you have enough to get away with murdering those girls who laughed at you

lastly, Honestly I have seen a dudes dick that was smaller than yours so dont waste anyone's time trying for a guiness record.

ill think of you when i worm a hook.
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ps my soft dick can be way smaller than that and my boner is gooood, no homo, buncha show-ers in here, pretty gay, no theatrics i tell ya, sex game fucked up, fuck you think i fap for?
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Bravo. This is the confidence you should walk around with. Fuck man, it's not that small. Just get good at oral sex, be a fucking gentleman, and remember this; It's not the smallest one in the world by a long shot.
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